Rebel-Alliance.net

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if you're anything like me - which means that not only are you outlandishly handsome, but you secretly enjoy celebrity gossip - you should already know that getting knocked up and cursing your offspring with god awful names has overtaken the kabbalah as ridiculous celebrity trend of the moment. and of course by "the moment", i really mean the last two to three years.

toni braxton has two kids named diezel and denim. elle macpherson named hers aurelius. one of the spice girls named her kids romeo and brooklyn. and while celebrities are notoriously detached from reality, their outerspace bullshit has usually been limited to driving multimillion dollar cars into lakes and using their statement to the police to deny the holocaust and has never really affected other people (well other than the jews, i guess).

i know a lot of people really got their hopes up when britney spears got pregnant because if anybody was going to name their offspring something monumentally stupid like "dorito snickersbar", it would be this backwoods retard. seriously, the possibilities were endless, but britney spears decided this would be the time to actually show some class, restraint, and foresight. in other words; what a selfish cunt.