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Overheard in Progressive Boink
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There are no rules to Calvinball, except to have fun and be original. Oh yeah, and wear a black bandana. Before proceeding further, please print this page, cut out the bandana below, and vow to wear it at all times while browsing on our Internet pages.
Okay, now step in the explanation zone. Don't worry, you can't be pegged with the Calvinball for (3 minus the number of Ja Rule albums you own) minutes.
But hold up one second. Maybe I'm being a little too hateful here. Though we do hate things, it's not what we're about. The Internet is far too crowded with pissed-off people, and not crowded enough with pissed-on people. Except for R. Kelly's girlfriend! OR SHOULD I SAY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL STUDENT AM I RIGHT? See, that is funny because 1) this tidbit has become a slice of pop culture, and 2) molesting children = laugh.
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