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When asked for his bio, Louie's response was "Waddaya, writing a book? Leave that chapter out." We know that his parents met at a toga party in Schaumberg, Illinois in the mid-1970s, and that Louie was raised by his grandparents in Santa Rosa, New Mexico, home of the famous "Blue Hole" artesian spring. Today, Louie lives "somewhere west of the Rockies" and runs Monkey Spit in his spare time. Nobody knows what he does for a living. Children are frightened by him.
A chronic hater of all things vegetable, Craig grew up in a small town in Oregon, which was once famous for watermelon, but now boasts a glorious chemical weapons disposal site. Depending on whom you talked to, he was the class clown or the shy wallflower. Sometimes he was simply known as 'that bastard.' He spent his childhood collecting comic books, playing tennis, evading blame, and spending all his lunch money on video games at 7-11. In high school, Craig perfected a method of getting free games on pinball machines by sticking two Super Big Gulp straws together.
Craig fell into college with absolutely no idea what he wanted to do, and wound up having three different majors over seven years. During that time, Craig worked as an editor for his college newspaper. Working at the newspaper taught him most of his life lessons. Respect your deadlines. Treat others kindly. Don't date coworkers. Power corrupts. Wax is hot. He intends to write a series of graphic novels about the experience one day. He just needs to find an artist that's willing to draw several hundred pages of college kids being stupid and obscene with absolutely no spandex action scenes. He's willing to pay you. Come on, what are you waiting for?!!
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- Jim MacQuarrie
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- Pasadena California
- United States 91103
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- 6264972038
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