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Description
Once upon a time, in a land far away from anyone who didn’t live in Indiana, a little girl was sent home from school with a note from her teacher that read:
I’m a bit concerned about your daughter. Are you aware that she arrives at school each day fairly reeking of Arpege? Has your bottle gone missing or do you actually condone this practice? Do you think it appropriate for a girl of 7? Are you out of - - - ? But I digress…
As you doubtless know all too well, your daughter is quite headstrong and equally persuasive; I worry that the more impressionable 2nd-graders may follow her lead and that I’ll soon be entering a classroom redolent of My Sin and Old Spice. I would appreciate your understanding and cooperation in this regard and sincerely hope I’ve not offended your sensibilities---as your daughter has my senses---forgive me. That was unseemly.
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