Ggwoo.com is Personal blog site.
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GGWoo
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Excerpted from the website:
- OK. Something funny and symbolic of my childhood that would clue someone in to who and why I am who I am. When I was in third grade, my older brother and I were out in our rather large back yard with our bows and arrows playing around. As fate would have it, my brother decided to release an arrow almost straight up in the air and then told me to run, pushing me away from him. As any statistician could tell you, the odds of me running in exactly the right direction at exactly the right speed to greet that golden shaft on its re-entry from its most perfect parabolic flight path with my head is probably one in one bazillion or, in the Big Picture, I'm that asshole who's more likely to get struck by lightning than win the lottery. So I get sideswiped by that arrow and run to the house only to find the door locked because, as I found out later, my Mom and Dad were having hot, afternoon, dirty monkey sex and didn't want the damn kids around. When my Mom finally came to the door to find what was going on with my shrieking and, let's be honest, screams of bloody murder, she thought we were kidding and had poured ketchup all over my face as a joke. Then she twisted the doorknob right off the door when she realized I had an arrow sticking out of my head.
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