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The Tacheman - Profile
I am from Ardrossan on the West coast of Scotland, on the mainland directly across from the Mull of Kintyre which could loosely be described as the penis of Scotland. That analogy would make Ardrossan the Arse of Scotland which would turn out to be quite an accurate description. There's a pretty good website about my town called The Wino's Guide to Ardrossan.
After leaving School, I attended Glasgow University where I studied Physics. I still have no idea why I did this, I suspect that I may have been trying to emulate Einstein, a man with a quality moustache. I graduated from there in 1996, got a 1st class honours degree which officially made me 'one smart moustached bastard'. I then went on to Strathclyde university to do an MSc in optoelectronics, mainly due to the fact that they payed me 5K to do it. I thought "lasers and shit should be interesting" but was somewhat disappointed to discover that they don't make the same noise as they do in the films. Subsequently, I kept getting kicked out of the labs for making my own laser noises and out of the lectures for discussing with my colleagues whether it really is possible to make a light saber.
It was at this stage where I joined the army, based in Belize. I was trained to become a human killing machine, I would like the oppertunity to here that I have never killed anything (except from rodents and small horses). After a few months I was discharged from the Army due to my irrational fear of butterflies and my inability to deal with them on a battlefield.
Contact
- Iain Benson
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- Edinburgh
- United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland EH14 1RE
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- 01314668246
