BadPoodle.com
About BadPoodle.com
in the beginning, there was me, badpoodle. i didn't like you; i didn't have to. in the now, there is me, badpoodle. i don't like you; i don't have to. in the end, there will be me, badpoodle. i won't like you; i won't have to. from whence such badness? the great state of mizery, of course, where i sprang from the enslaved loins of Little Miss Mischiefmaker (i kid you not; that's my actual mother's actual name) and was immediately consigned to the poodle slave trade.
