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Utter Wonder: The Idle Thoughts Of C. Monks | Read It However You Will
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C Monks lives in Massachusetts with his Lady and their two sons. He'd like to thank you for clicking on this section about him because he worries the link is too small and that no one notices it. But you noticed it and this pleases him. More than it probably should. Contrary to popular belief, C Monks is not the film actor Val Kilmer. If you should meet him at a party or donut hut and he attempts to convince you he's Val Kilmer just stay completely still, like you would if you were encountering a wild bear. Wait. That's not right. I think you're supposed to make a lot of noise if confronted by a bear. You're supposed to rattle your keys and sing Broadway show tunes and whatnot. So, yeah, instead of staying completely still, rattle your keys and sing something from Starlight Express to C Monks at the donut hut. I don't know which song, choose one yourself. God, do I have to do everything? Just sing something, anything, it doesn't really matter. Just sing, damn it, sing. And should that not work, run away--run away as fast you can—for you are not safe.
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