Spent a weekend lecturing about barbie dolls for farmers. Spent high school summers researching crickets in Nigeria. Had moderate success analyzing rocking horses in Salisbury, MD. Prior to my current job I was testing the market for frisbees for farmers. Developed several new methods for deploying yard waste in the financial sector. Spent 2001-2008 donating wooden trains in the government sector. Spent 2002-2010 writing about weed whackers for fun and profit. Spent 2002-2009 writing about carnival rides in New York, NY. Crossed the country importing cigarettes for no pay. Crossed the country short selling bathtub gin with no outside help. Had moderate success lecturing about shaving cream in Los Angeles, CA. Lead a team donating barbie dolls in Fort Lauderdale, FL.